So Long, Facebook. It's Been A Slice.

 Some of you may be wondering what happened to me on Facebook, so I'll get right down to it and tell you. Seemingly my profile, which I've maintained, grown and cultivated on that platform since at least 2009, was flagged, and I opened Facebook one morning about a month ago to be greeted with a message of extortion. What was that message, and what did they want from me in order to give me back access to my contacts, friends and social media content?

THIS Is America's Problem - Or "Y'all Have Red Hands Now"

This is pretty much why we are at this point in history right now.